fxcktheworld69:

Please
c-itystreets:

kryptoni-te:

anyone?
ok 
nope

please?
4mbition:

yes.

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

sodamnrelatable:


TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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